Sunday, May 01, 2005

Skinny Dipping Season has arrived!!

Ok well so last night I officially started the skinny dipping season...
Me, AJ, and Ryan were hanging out trying to decide what to do. Skinny dipping came up as kind of a joke. Then me and AJ decided we would really like too. So the three of us drove up to Deer Creek and Ryan (who did bring a towel for himself, but did not end up using it). We found a boat ramp and my and AJ stripped down under our blankets, counted to 3, and booked it for the lake!! It was so much fun! We both made it up to our necks and then ran out very quickly!! Ryan is observing this thing, and now he tells us that the image of our white butts running for the water is burned into his mind forever! hahah Sorry about that Ryan!

So another story, this one remarkably wierd.

So I am in church, listening to the fabulous testimonies, and I look over to the pew on my left. I see this GROWN, ADULT, MARRIED man, curled up on the pew like a little boy. His head was on his wife's lap and his feet were up on the pew. I was AMAZED!!! I wanted to throw something at him and say, "Sit up you are not 5, you wierdo!" Who just does that in church? I mean even if he was sick or tired or something he shoulda gone home and gotten into bed! I mean if you are so tired that you can't inconspicuously fall asleep in church, you have to actually lay down, then you shouldn't be in church!!! Seriously!! I was SO annoyed!! So that is my interesting Sunday story! When I got up to bear my testimony I shoulda called him out! He woulda never done that again!

So the moral of tonight, don't sleep on the pews in church or I will call you out, and skinny dip as often as possible... even if it is semi-illegal and someone is watching!

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