Super Long Blog of the YEAR!!!

Ok so here is my runthrough of the weekend... ok here we go!!
So on Saturday I went to prom!! I was super excited cause i'd never been asked to a dance before and I really wanted to go to at least one prom... like I guess if I didn't go it woulda been ok since it was my bday as well (I am SO legal now!! haha) anyways so we went on a picture scavenger hunt for our day date. My team totally kicked trash!! I have discovered that even though I am going blind, I have eyes like a hawk when it comes to finding good pictures! After the scavenger hunt we went to Coldstone, yummy!!!! So then my date dropped me off and I headed to my hair/makeup appt. Sheila did such an awesome job and I totally loved my hair (it looked hot!!!) and my makeup was fabulous! A little wierd cause I don't normally wear eye stuff and she put SO much on, but I think I looked pretty dang good none the less!! Ryan and Susie showed up at the end of my appt (thanks for the help with the mascera Susie!!oh and the bag too!) and so that was fun! Then I headed home to put on my dress and wait for my date.
Danielle showed up and watched me run around in my underwear (i know i need to go tanning, thanks for stressing that!!) and helped me tie my dress all nice. So then my date came and my mom had to pin on his boutinere cause I had no clue at all what was going on!!! And then we headed out.
We went to Tucano's for dinner (yummy!!!) I ate more then everyone in my group, sad but typical. I could of actually eaten more but that dang dress was too tight! At least it was all you can eat so my poor date didn't have to pay for all that! Hahah anyways... the waiters sung to me and that was the first time i've ever been sung at in a resturaunt. That was cool, plus i got free desert!! And get this, they come out with our drinks and they give you a little glass (that totally looks like a shot glass with a stem, I totally thought alcoholic drinks when I saw that and then I thought of you Susie). And then also bring you a mini craff. I almost choked on my food when I saw those cute little things come out. And of course I had no one to share the moment with (so you guys we will have to eat there sometime). But it was awesome and I will remember that forever!
Then we headed over to the dance. That was a blast! However I felt a little sad that Danielle was not there to share in my retarded dancing moments!!! But oh well there is always some institute dance or something! haha So then we left the dance and came home (i even made it home by curfew, that is sad for prom night but I guess it was good in a wierd parental sorta way). So that was my fabulous prom night! I didn't fall over once in my heels (Danielle) and I didn't spill anything on my dress or make a complete idiot of myself. Unless you count eating more then everyone making an idiot of yourself! haha
Ok and then there was Sunday... we will not discuss Sunday. It was boring and bad. That is all that needs to be said!
And then there was Monday, today. So it was typical until tonight. I came home early cause I was supposed to have my family bday party. So I come walking in and my family was all amazed that I got home early and I said "well i've gotta be here for my bday party" and then I hear my mom in the other room "oh shoot i totally forgot." So there was no bday party. Nice... oh well I wasn't too sad. So I went to Walmart (I know what is becoming of me? haha). So I bought some new underwear and I go up to the checkout line. The lady there was an interesting older woman. So she is ringing me up and then holds up a pair of underwear that I am buying and asks if it is comfortable (now this is where I explain that this underwear is not like the cotton stuff you buy in a pack of 10 for 5 bucks but it was also not a thong or anything. It was a different cut and a little Victoria's Secret, hence the question if it is comfortable). So I said that it really was and it took a little getting used to at first, but now they are great. So then she starts talking about g-strings and how she doesn't understand how people can wear those and that she, being a woman of her age, would never wear one. Ugh that was something I didn't need to know and picture. yuck!! So then she goes on to explain how it isn't healthy and that thongs cause colon cancer, hmmm that is new info. She is still talking to me while ringing up the next person's purchase and I am starting to feel super uncomfortable and I am trying to say like "wow thanks" and walk away. However this was not happening!! Finally I got away... It totally reminded me of when I worked at Kohls. I was cleaning up in the lingere department this older woman came up to me and started asking me about whose body suits that suck in your fat. Then she goes into her life story of losing tons of weight and having like 10 kids and how she wants to look sexy and have support. Now I am standing there and I don't know anything about anything. I was just there cleaning up the dressing rooms. I didn't even know about half the stuff she was pulling out and showing me. I was seriously trying to help this woman for like and hour. She gave me WAY too much information in this time period. It was very uncomfortable and interesting. And then I think about the people who work at Vickie's. That is all they sell!! Wow, but I think I would be able to handle it there because of the stuff they sell. They do not get into the body suits that hide all fat, wrinkles, and celulite. I must say that being a sales person is an interesting job!! Susie good luck with that at Kirklands! At least your not selling underwear (CONGRATULATIONS on that by the way!! we need to celebrate!!!). Ok so that was an extremely long, and hopefully entertaining blog!!
So the moral of tonight, don't go to Tuscano's on a date unless you are ok about eating more then him, don't wear a thong or you will die of colon cancer, and don't ever work at Kohls, or you may end up helping old ladies try on fat suckers!!!