A Public Plea

Ok I have a public plea to make. On behalf of all movie goers I would ask that everyone please, PLEASE keep your shoes on. You may have the prettiest feet in the world but that does not stop them from smelling. You might have just been wearing flip flops so you figure your feet have been aired out all day, or you are wearing socks so there is no smell. WRONG!!! (As my mother would say "wrongo bongo") Sorry Pal your feet stink!! Whether you want them to or not they smell nasty. So do yourself (and everyone else) a favor, keep your shoes on!! Why embarrass yourself? All you are doing is making a killer environment for yourself and everyone else in the theater. One of these days I swear there will be a newspaper article "Athletes Foot... A killer?" In the article it will go on to state that a theater full of people was found dead, gassed in their seats. The culprit? A girl in the 13th row with her shoes on the floor in front of her seat!!

So please everyone, next time you think about taking off your shoes in a theater, DON'T!!!